The Olsen Twins

 Mary-Kate exiting a black SUV in her signature look - which features a coffee in one hand and a half-smoked cigarette in the other. 

Mary-Kate exiting a black SUV in her signature look - which features a coffee in one hand and a half-smoked cigarette in the other. 

There are so many reasons to be obsessed with *The* Olsen twins. The main, and most obvious, being that they're Geminis, with a close second being that there's two of them aka more for the world to obsess about. No other set of twins can make me wish I was their third triplet as much as they can. And they do so with no knowledge of what they're doing to me! Of course their capacity to keep their BMI's down to an impressive 3% will ignite envy in a normal person, but what really turns me green is Mary-Kate's fairytale relationship with Oliver Sarkozy. *no pictures available because they take great pride in upholding their mysteriousness* which leads me to my next reason... how are they able to simultaneously be as famous as they are yet maintain such a high level of privacy that people began to wonder if they were just figments of their imaginations?! We can all take notes from MK and Ash on how to maintain our mystery by not partaking in social media, staying out of tabloids and leaving everyone wondering "do they even exist anymore?" until they ease the worlds' anxi with an appearance at an Awards event. *See below*. 

Carly Messina