Mila Kunis

Mila has a special talent of making simpleton tasks look glamorous.

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Example A: If I were to leave the house with "tousled" hair, minimum make up and start smoking a cigarette, I would directly resemble a teenage boy who is oddly aged 40 years his senior and resides on Skid Row. Can someone please clue me in on her secret for pulling of this effortless look of I-woke-up-like-this-puffing-on-a-fag, which probably doubled as her mid-day snack?!?!

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Example B: I absolutely DEPLORE pumping gas. I will drive my car around until my dashboard is screaming at me that I only have 5 miles to spare. A majority of the time, letting my car run out of gas in the middle of the road and calling a tow truck to hitch my car to the nearest gas station sounds less stressful than going to a gas station to pump my car. The chance of there always being a conveniently nearby gas station usually stops me. THISSSS photo though. It is much more than a picture of Mila Kunis putting gas into her automobile. It is a photo of hope that if she can do it, so can I.

In case you were unaware, she isn't American. She was born in the Ukraine and grew up there until her family thought she had too much potential for her sub-average, nobody hometown then shipped her off to the land of dreams aka America. And that's one reason why I put her on such a high pedestal. As an American girl, who is fluent in only English, I admire her super exotic, non-American background. I have always wanted to learn a second language since I came out of the womb. Seriously. But my fate would be placed in my English speaking parent's hands, who don't even understand "Hola", aka I was predestined to be stuck within the confines of the English language. But whatever, back to the foreigner, which literally shows on her perfectly proportioned face. No American has a nose that naturally perfect and big eyes that hazel with hair that dark and a stomach that flat (unless if they had a plastic surgery)! We all knew she was not one of us and that made us want more. 

Another epic accomplish of Mila's besides 'That 70's Show' was her totally stealing Demi Moore's mans. In her defense, Demi Moore did not deserve Ashton in the first place. I am team Mashton forever!


Carly Messina